Curriculum Vitish

Preacher

Senior Copywriter

June 2017 – Present

Online dating and organic eggs.

Freelance

Copywriter

April 2017 – May 2017

😬

David&Goliath

Copywriter

June 2015 – March 2017

Left.

Super Top Secret

Jr. Copywriter

August 2012 – May 2015

Bigger dick jokes than average.

Dry Creek Liquors

Cashier

June – August 2012

Saddened by alcoholism. Elated by beer discount.

The London School of Economics & Political Science

BS Mathematics and Economics

June 2012

Dammit.

Rose Hospital

Birthed

December 1989

Jaundiced, asthmatic, naked.