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Given the chance to create work specifically for the 20 million anti-candy-asses watching Sunday Night Football, we decided to really put the hurt on the nation’s mollycoddling adults with some cutting internal monologues.

Built for Football Families

This spot won the shriveled, black hearts of Ann Coulter’s bosses. And, earned a pretty solid attaboy from has-been Superman.

Apparently the client thought, “You will probably never have a great game because you’re softer than your sister and you have the coordination of a newborn deer,” Was too mean. Ugh, clients.