Curriculum Vitish
Held back in the 19th Grade. Sort of.
Even in Austin, there are too many Texans.
FREELANCE
Writer & Designer
March 2017 - April 2022
One threat shy of a triple threat.
Left.
Think selling ice to Inuits sounds hard? Try selling coffee to Mormons.
Saddened by alcoholism. Elated by beer discount.
THE LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS AND POLITICAL SCIENCE
B.Sc. Mathematics & Economics
September 2010 - June 2012 — London, UK
Dammit.
ROSE HOSPITAL
Birthed
Sometime — Somewhere
Jaundiced, asthmatic, naked.